Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hospital 5: First World Problems

Tuesday, June 16th:

Today is my second day of solid food. Hospital food gets a bad rap, and that’s because it’s generally pretty bad. Well, if you are starving, as I was by 8 this morning, there are far worse things in the world. But, I think it’s funny. They give you a menu to fill out and then they just bring you whatever they feel like. Let me humor myself...

My order for this morning: banana, scrambled eggs, English muffin, yogurt.

What I got: French toast and sausage (same as yesterday), cream of wheat, orange juice, milk, coffee. (Why would they serve any patient coffee? Aren't we all on a half dozen medications? Aren't we all sleep deprived?)

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