Tuesday, February 24, 2009

It's a gas

I never knew I could fart so much, or for so long. I have always been a flatulent girl. But, pregnancy has unleashed a new superpower. I can now lay out monumental, euphonic toots that ought to win me awards. And no, they do not smell like baby powder.

This is, so the books tell me, normal. So many disgusting things are now normal. From what I understand, there is still a plethora of bodily malfunctions yet to come. No wonder we pregsters feel so darn unsexy.

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